Lobot’s Task has traveled through space and found a secret, instead of bring this space secret straight to the people, they took the secret to Shaman and had it blessed from the four directions. The blessed space secret was then fed into a super computer main frame. In the end, out came an album called Danger Tonic: The Acid Demos. If there was ever a place for this snake oil to set up forever, it would be here on Recreational Records. Enjoy.

01 The Sound

02 Take Monster For A Walk

03 Mr Happen

04 Pixie

05 Ooo Ooo Ooo Wee

06 Good Morning Mr. Happen

07 Drive In The City

08 The Store

09 Where the Sidewalk Never Ends

Oh troublesome daily tasks. You remember one, then two, then all of the things you should probably do. Groan boy doesn’t realize anything. He’s forgotten it all. He lives in a bathroom stall. Groan boy harmonizes and looks down from a castle topped with scarce thin locks of straight blond hairs. His neck turns into his face, or so he would have you think. Really though, he’s just as… or more handsome than… Max Dutcher and I would like personally to pit them against one another in a roundhouse kicking match. Let us know what you think, fags.

Groan Boy – Once In A While 1
Groan Boy – Once In A While 2
Groan Boy – Memo
Groan Boy – Habit
Groan Boy – Esoteric Eric
Groan Boy – Ah ha
Groan Boy – We Work All Day
Groan Boy – Walk to Where the Food is

Teriible Dudes - Blinders On

If you landed in a toxic lake after you crashed through the earth’s atmosphere in you space pod, wouldn’t you be excited to land in the company of such gentlemen? The Terrible Dude’s are rocking this world, and the world that your space pod came from. They love you and their motherland.

Terrible Dudes – Blinders On

jobotron - three tarts

Let’s be honest. I haven’t even listened to these songs but I guarantee they will move you like a large troll moves a boulder over the crest of a hill.

jobotron – Spanish
jobotron – California Dream
jobotron – Agreed

As I sit here high above the bustle of the marketplace in springtime, I wonder to myself “How would it feel to be bald?” Welcome to Dutch Pop by Max Dutcher. Apparently he’s been spending a lot of time at the races lately. The man is on a winning streak to be certain. He’ll soon be sleeping on a bed of Roses ma’am.

When you leave your house this weekend, make sure you have this splendid collection of melodies popping out of your headphones.

This album is guaranteed to:

1) Heighten your sense of smell
2) Make you fall in love with inanimate objects
3) Make your teenage summer dreams come true

1 - Greyhound
2 - Seasons
3 - Animals
4 - Damaged Vocal Chords
5 - The Sea

Credits:

Another one! Mr. Ebner is delivering albums faster than my Irish Catholic grandmother delivered babies. God told her to be fruitful. The Mercury Helmet knows no God, but bears more fruit than an Amazon Fresh delivery truck. The fruitz are shivering sweet things that y’all can put in your mouth and suck on until your cheeks are blue. Recreational Records is pleased to present Prairie Dog Days: A work of faith.

Weighing in at just under 1 hour long, this collection of jangles packs the punch of an opera singer’s bodybuilder huzband. Love songs, space songs, and everything inbetween. Sit back and relax… Summer is upon us! Ba du ba dub ba du za da!

1 – Smoke & Mirrors
2 – Glory Days
3 – Sinking In Seeping Out
4 – Dead Dancers
5 – Prairie Dog Days
6 – Wish You Would Call
7 – Passing Out Moving On
8 – Never Told
9 – Garbage
10 – Must Be Love
11 – The Whale Coming
12 – Casiopia
13 – Day Dream Vacation

Well kids, you asked for it! These drippy jingles were just scraped off of the frying pan that is Crooked Face’s dirty brain. If you listen to the whole thing twice in a row, Dave’s ghost will arrive at your door with an axe!

01 A float (Through the Air)
02 Awake
03 Get Out of Bed
04 Today Sucks
05 Sally Birch
06 Song for a Friend
07 Im Afraid of My Mind
08 Shay Sheep
09 Hoffer

I warned you!

Welcome to your grandparent’s basement, 1997. Put on some headphones and run your fingers through the dusty shag carpet.

01 Tune for Now
02 No Chance
03 Beats01
04 Just A Garden Path
05 Weird Two Dreams
06 No Chance
07 A Whole New Bread

so why did you record some stuff?

Crooked Face: because I met Jason Lytle, and a couple of months later my friend gave me a guitar. Then I drove out to Montana and got to know some people. It just kind of happened.

It’s like magic.

Crooked Face: It was. I’m open to the idea, it just kind of came around.

How are your grinds?

Crooked Face: Ah, man. my grinds are fucking weak dude. I go fast and I catch my airs. I’m a happy camper.

Okay. How are your bonfires.

Crooked Face: I haven’t had a bonfire for a few months. It’s been so long. Do you know when the next one is scheduled for?

When?

Crooked Face: When Jordan, who is absolutely in Bozeman now, finishes his last album.

Not last. But latest.

Crooked Face: I hope you’re here for that.

That would be cool.

Do you take advantage of public transportation in Bozeman?

Crooked Face: No, not at all, never. I’m either driving or riding my bike. I refuse to be a transportational skateboarder.

What are you studying?

Crooked Face: I’m a film major sir. I’m a visual and audial artist.

Are you worried about the nuclear disaster in Japan?

Crooked Face: No, I’m worried enough about getting things done on a day to day basis so I don’t have to worry about my brain calling me a piece of shit every night. If the nuclea thing happens I can’t stop that. Wow, what a heavy question man.

How many beers do you drink per day on average?

Crooked Face: If I were to average it out it would probably be like one. But that’s only because I won’t drink for a week, I’ll be like “oh I’m doing so well”. Then I’ll go out for one beer, which always turns into a 12 pack.

What’s the temperature in Bozeman right now?

Crooked Face: Ahh. It must be below freezing. I think it’s like 28 degrees.

Who do you talk to most often?

Crooked Face: Myself. “haha”. It’s totally true.

Crooked Face: God that’s a good question. You know. There are 3 good contenders. There’s “Fatass” “qualla bear”, and then there’s “Mr. hotrod”.

What is Fletcher up to?

Crooked Face: Fletcher is killing it dude. Fletcher got fired into a “slipstream”? of positive vibes. We talked about it for a while tonight.

That’s awesome.

Crooked Face: Yeah I told him tonight “Dude, there are some people who I feel like I need to give advice to, and you are not one of those people”. How are you sir?

I’m good.

Crooked Face: How’s Junko?

She’s good. She’s in Portland.

Crooked Face: Are you going to get married like in some hollywood fairy tale story and have a million babies that don’t look like you and Junko?

No. That’s not the plan at the moment.

Crooked Face: Is she Chinese or Korean or Japanese? I’m sorry.

That’s okay. She’s Japanese.

Crooked Face: Did you get paypal set up on the recrecords site?

No. I think Max would make some money though.

Crooked Face: I’m hoping he will produce a song for me and Fletcher. “Fletcher has a real pretty voice”.

Yeah. Fletcher’s a doll. I need to talk to him about his portfolio. It’s looking really good. I have the coozey and I have the t-shirt. I’m set.

Crooked Face: You’re set. We should send you some stencils.

You should.

Crooked Face: If I’m going to spend $40 plus making some stickers I would like to make some money off of them

I think stickers are more like a marketing tool

Crooked Face: We’ll become rich. Your dick will get big. Pretty much we’re all rich, and we’re like a Jimmy Buffet album. I know this one guy at work who is totally losing his brain. He’s forgetting to shower, but he know’s he loves Jimmy Buffet.

Showers are overrated.

Crooked Face: I could take a shower, or I could have a cheeseburger in paradise. Thanks for making mp3s on the internet a reality.

When I had my guitar in Milwalkee, I was like, I’m creating this little baby of music, which turned into a midwestern Irish man.

01 You Said

02 Connors Song

03 My Song

04 Ill Do A Trick_You Do A Trick

05 Funeral Pictures