Well kids, you asked for it! These drippy jingles were just scraped off of the frying pan that is Crooked Face’s dirty brain. If you listen to the whole thing twice in a row, Dave’s ghost will arrive at your door with an axe!

01 A float (Through the Air)
02 Awake
03 Get Out of Bed
04 Today Sucks
05 Sally Birch
06 Song for a Friend
07 Im Afraid of My Mind
08 Shay Sheep
09 Hoffer

I warned you!

Welcome to your grandparent’s basement, 1997. Put on some headphones and run your fingers through the dusty shag carpet.

01 Tune for Now
02 No Chance
03 Beats01
04 Just A Garden Path
05 Weird Two Dreams
06 No Chance
07 A Whole New Bread

so why did you record some stuff?

Crooked Face: because I met Jason Lytle, and a couple of months later my friend gave me a guitar. Then I drove out to Montana and got to know some people. It just kind of happened.

It’s like magic.

Crooked Face: It was. I’m open to the idea, it just kind of came around.

How are your grinds?

Crooked Face: Ah, man. my grinds are fucking weak dude. I go fast and I catch my airs. I’m a happy camper.

Okay. How are your bonfires.

Crooked Face: I haven’t had a bonfire for a few months. It’s been so long. Do you know when the next one is scheduled for?

When?

Crooked Face: When Jordan, who is absolutely in Bozeman now, finishes his last album.

Not last. But latest.

Crooked Face: I hope you’re here for that.

That would be cool.

Do you take advantage of public transportation in Bozeman?

Crooked Face: No, not at all, never. I’m either driving or riding my bike. I refuse to be a transportational skateboarder.

What are you studying?

Crooked Face: I’m a film major sir. I’m a visual and audial artist.

Are you worried about the nuclear disaster in Japan?

Crooked Face: No, I’m worried enough about getting things done on a day to day basis so I don’t have to worry about my brain calling me a piece of shit every night. If the nuclea thing happens I can’t stop that. Wow, what a heavy question man.

How many beers do you drink per day on average?

Crooked Face: If I were to average it out it would probably be like one. But that’s only because I won’t drink for a week, I’ll be like “oh I’m doing so well”. Then I’ll go out for one beer, which always turns into a 12 pack.

What’s the temperature in Bozeman right now?

Crooked Face: Ahh. It must be below freezing. I think it’s like 28 degrees.

Who do you talk to most often?

Crooked Face: Myself. “haha”. It’s totally true.

Crooked Face: God that’s a good question. You know. There are 3 good contenders. There’s “Fatass” “qualla bear”, and then there’s “Mr. hotrod”.

What is Fletcher up to?

Crooked Face: Fletcher is killing it dude. Fletcher got fired into a “slipstream”? of positive vibes. We talked about it for a while tonight.

That’s awesome.

Crooked Face: Yeah I told him tonight “Dude, there are some people who I feel like I need to give advice to, and you are not one of those people”. How are you sir?

I’m good.

Crooked Face: How’s Junko?

She’s good. She’s in Portland.

Crooked Face: Are you going to get married like in some hollywood fairy tale story and have a million babies that don’t look like you and Junko?

No. That’s not the plan at the moment.

Crooked Face: Is she Chinese or Korean or Japanese? I’m sorry.

That’s okay. She’s Japanese.

Crooked Face: Did you get paypal set up on the recrecords site?

No. I think Max would make some money though.

Crooked Face: I’m hoping he will produce a song for me and Fletcher. “Fletcher has a real pretty voice”.

Yeah. Fletcher’s a doll. I need to talk to him about his portfolio. It’s looking really good. I have the coozey and I have the t-shirt. I’m set.

Crooked Face: You’re set. We should send you some stencils.

You should.

Crooked Face: If I’m going to spend $40 plus making some stickers I would like to make some money off of them

I think stickers are more like a marketing tool

Crooked Face: We’ll become rich. Your dick will get big. Pretty much we’re all rich, and we’re like a Jimmy Buffet album. I know this one guy at work who is totally losing his brain. He’s forgetting to shower, but he know’s he loves Jimmy Buffet.

Showers are overrated.

Crooked Face: I could take a shower, or I could have a cheeseburger in paradise. Thanks for making mp3s on the internet a reality.

When I had my guitar in Milwalkee, I was like, I’m creating this little baby of music, which turned into a midwestern Irish man.

01 You Said

02 Connors Song

03 My Song

04 Ill Do A Trick_You Do A Trick

05 Funeral Pictures

Danger Dave wrote a song for a friend.

Crooked Face – Song for a Friend