Oh troublesome daily tasks. You remember one, then two, then all of the things you should probably do. Groan boy doesn't realize anything. He's forgotten it all. He lives in a bathroom stall. Groan boy harmonizes and looks down from ...Read More
If you have a bad attitude because you think the days of the great tobacco chewing cowboys are gone, then you haven't been looking at the right horses. Race comes flying in on his 8 ply pony with an engine ...Read More
[caption id="attachment_223" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="Teriible Dudes - Blinders On"][/caption] If you landed in a toxic lake after you crashed through the earth's atmosphere in you space pod, wouldn't you be excited to land in the company of such gentlemen? The Terrible ...Read More
[caption id="attachment_214" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="jobotron - three tarts"][/caption] Let's be honest. I haven't even listened to these songs but I guarantee they will move you like a large troll moves a boulder over the crest of a hill. jobotron - Spanish jobotron - ...Read More
As I sit here high above the bustle of the marketplace in springtime, I wonder to myself "How would it feel to be bald?" Welcome to Dutch Pop by Max Dutcher. Apparently he's been spending a lot of time at ...Read More
Another one! Mr. Ebner is delivering albums faster than my Irish Catholic grandmother delivered babies. God told her to be fruitful. The Mercury Helmet knows no God, but bears more fruit than an Amazon Fresh delivery truck. The fruitz are ...Read More
Well kids, you asked for it! These drippy jingles were just scraped off of the frying pan that is Crooked Face's dirty brain. If you listen to the whole thing twice in a row, Dave's ghost will arrive at your ...Read More
Welcome to your grandparent's basement, 1997. Put on some headphones and run your fingers through the dusty shag carpet. 01 Tune for Now 02 No Chance 03 Beats01 04 Just A Garden Path 05 Weird Two Dreams 06 No Chance 07 A Whole New Bread Read More
so why did you record some stuff? Crooked Face: because I met Jason Lytle, and a couple of months later my friend gave me a guitar. Then I drove out to Montana and got to know some people. It just kind ...Read More
Max Dutcher is handsome, there's no doubt about it. I met Max like 20 years ago and thought "Some day that boy will sail to the God damned moon. Just look at his pants and those giant hands". Turns out ...Read More